Meaning & use

hoomans

noun·Advancedinformalhumorousslang

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UK/ˈhuːmənz/
US/ˈhuːmənz/

“hoomans” is a form of “hooman”.

Meaning

  1. nounpluralhumorousslang

    A humorous, deliberately misspelled word for humans, often from the imagined point of view of a pet.

    Grammar: Plural form; the singular is hooman: the hooman fed me.

    Patterns

    • the hoomans
    • my hoomans

    The cat stared at the hoomans until someone opened the treat bag.

    My dog thinks the hoomans in this house exist to throw balls.

    The caption read: the hoomans left, so the party can begin.

Common combinations

my hoomans
My hoomans leave for work and I take the sofa.
the hoomans are home
Quick, the hoomans are home, look innocent.
silly hoomans
Silly hoomans, the box is better than the toy.
train the hoomans
The puppy is training the hoomans to wake up at six.

Synonyms and how they differ

humans
Humans is the standard word, while hoomans adds a joking, pet-voice tone.
people
People is neutral and general, whereas hoomans suggests the jokes of a meme.
owners
Owners refers only to those who own a pet, while hoomans can mean any people from a pet's perspective.

Opposites

animals

Word family

hooman noun
the singular form
human noun
the standard spelling
doggo noun
a related internet word for a dog

Commonly confused: hoomans or humans?

hoomans vs humans

Humans is the correct standard spelling; hoomans is only a joke spelling and should not be used in essays.

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