Meaning & use

on the john

phrase·EverydayinformalAmericanhumorous

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UK/ɒn ðə ˈdʒɒn/
US/ɑːn ðə ˈdʒɑːn/

Meaning

  1. phraseidiominformalAmerican

    Sitting on the toilet, or using the bathroom.

    Grammar: Used after be: he is on the john.

    Patterns

    • be on the john
    • spend time on the john

    Dad is on the john, so he can't come to the phone.

    Don't read your phone while you are on the john.

    She was on the john when the doorbell rang.

Common combinations

be on the john
Hold on, I'm on the john right now.
stuck on the john
He was stuck on the john for ages after the spicy dinner.
reading on the john
Reading on the john is a habit many people have.
spend time on the john
My brother spends far too much time on the john.

Synonyms and how they differ

on the toilet
On the toilet is plain and slightly less jokey, so it suits more situations.
in the bathroom
In the bathroom is polite and general, and the speaker does not have to describe what they are doing.
on the loo
On the loo is the British equivalent, so it replaces on the john in British speech.

Word family

john noun
slang for a toilet, mostly American
johns noun
plural, toilets
toilet noun
a fixture for waste, or the room containing it
restroom noun
American polite word for a public toilet

Commonly confused: on the john or John?

on the john vs John

John is a common first name. In this idiom it is a slang noun and is not capitalized.

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